I've been digging the color yellow lately. It's so cheery, like sunshine and daffodils and...
...possibly diseased toenails?
It looked pretty in the bottle. I thought it would be a great statement for summertime. But every time I looked down at my feet, I remembered a teacher in high school who smoked so much that his fingernails were yellow.
Now it all makes sense, why most nail polish colors are red or pink. They give the illusion of your nails being healthy, not fungus-y.
I whipped out a Sharpie.
Buzz, buzz. My thinking was that now the color looks more intentional.
But I still don't love it.